第一篇：关于《西游记》的一篇英语作文
Dear Jack,I’m happy to hear from you.Here, I want to introduce Journey to the West to you.How would you like to go on a long journey with a bunch of animals having human characters? Perhaps you’ll shake your head.But many Chinese wanted such an adventure within the influence of this book.Journey to the West is a story about a Buddhist and his four apprentices experienced eighty-one difficulties, and eventually reached the destination and got Buddhist scriptures.Monkey Hit Lady White Bone Thrice is one of its most brilliant plots.One day Tang Priest’ and his disciples were traveling a mountain.And there was a fiend called White Bone Thrice.It had heard that anyone who had eaten a piece of the Tang Priest’s flesh will live forever, so it tried three times to capture him.But no matter what it changed itself into, Wukong could quickly recognized it, and then raised his cudgel and hit it.Are you more interested in this book？
I strongly recommend you to read this book.By the way, in the book everyone can find his own character.Maybe you’re the brave and resourceful Wukong.Best wishes.Yours,July
第二篇：英语小品剧本 西游记
;Pig Guy has been defeated by Monkey King 唐僧拉着孙悟空衣服上场
唐僧:I’m from the east ,go to the west,to seek for the scriptures.悟空:Master,are you tired.let’s have a rest``` 唐僧:I am fine.let’s have a rest later.(唐僧继续唱了一遍)悟空：Master,are you tired.let’s have a rest 唐僧:I am fine.（唐僧继续唱）
悟空：master,can you stop,.唐僧: I’m from the east ,go to the west,to seek for the scriptures.悟空:shut up,I can’t stand you any longer.I beg you stop!I feel mad!you are singing all the time!唐僧：Is like a noisy? 悟空：No,it’s sweet sounding!But today I don’t want to listen music!So,please don’t sing!唐僧：Ok,go ahead！I am``(唐僧刚想唱，悟空回头，师停止)
（走着走着，看到一房子）
唐僧：Look!There is a house over there.悟空：really！let’s me have a look!(空飞奔过去打探情况，在墙外跳了一圈，回去报告)
悟空：Answer my master!there is a beauty and a old couple.唐僧：Knock the door!悟空：(空过去像土匪一样敲门)Open the door!
(门没开，悟空回来)唐僧：You should be polite!like this````(上海滩音乐起，师大步向前，敲门)唐僧：Excuse me, sir.I am the monk from the east.(大声三遍，门房才开)小媳妇（做哭状）：爹、妈，我…… Daddy, mommy, I, I …
老头： Honey, hurry up.The spirit is coming soon.（小媳妇走几步又回头跑回老妈的怀里，抱头痛哭。老头在一边叹息，擦泪。）唐僧、悟空走进）
唐僧：Excuse me, sir.I am the monk from the east.Can we stay over here tonight? 老头（做哽咽状）：Oh, you are the monk from the east.Sure.Sure, come in, please ……别过脸去继续哭泣）
（唐僧正在奇怪，老妈闻声抬起头，仔细打量唐僧，突然扑到唐僧面前。）老妈： Master, please save my daughter, save my family… 唐僧： Don’t be sad, madam.Take it easy.What happened?
老头： Master, there is a spirit here.He wants to marry my daughter, tonight.We are all afraid of him.唐僧： Calm down, sir.My apprentice has great capability.Maybe, he can help you.老头：Really!Where he is?(悟空过来，亮肌肉)老头：A monkey? 唐僧：Yes!He is a monkey.A super monkey.老头： Alas!, master, there have been many people who boast to be very capable.But every time, they were defeated by the spirit.You’d better keep away tonight.悟空： What? Is the spirit really so strong? I’d like to see how great he is.All of you just stay inside.Don’t come out no matter what happens.这时起了风声（音乐），老头一家吓得站起来混身发抖。小媳妇吓得直往老妈怀里钻。悟空镇定
地举手示意，让师傅及老头一家人躲到房间里面去。自己也手搭凉篷看了看，便不慌不忙地也躲
在了门后，露出一段红袖子。
猪八戒(大笑着耀武扬威地走上场来，嘴里大喊):Darling, here I am.站在台上停一下，见没有动静，觉得奇怪，往房屋里看去，见露出一段红袖子，高兴地一拍手掌。
八戒： Darling,don’t be so shy!Please come to me.Come on, we will be a couple.猪八戒跑上去轻轻拉住红袖子，把小娘子拖了出来，小娘子作出害羞的样子，有时又做出猴子的模样。
八戒： Darling,don’t be afraid.Although I am ugly, I am so powerful.I am sure that I can make you happy.小娘子笑着点头，抓耳挠腮。
八戒： Darling, why do you look like a monkey ? 小娘子： When I am happy, I always tickle.八戒： Fine, let’s go to the bedroom.八戒拉住小娘子就往房子里面钻。小娘子作出动脑筋的样子，又把八戒拉回来。八戒： Darling.Why are you so powerful? 小娘子： Honey, your appearance will frighten my parents.We’d better go to your home.八戒： Go to my house？OK.that’s a great idea.Let’s go.两人走了几步，小女子做出腿疼摔了一下的样子，八戒忙扶起她，作出痛惜的样子。
小女子： I cannot walk any further.Can you carry me on your back? 八戒： Carry you on my back? All right.You're my wife after all.Come on.八戒把小女子背上： Darling, Let's go.小女子（在八戒头上一点）：Okay.Let’s go.音乐响起(直到八戒摔倒)。八戒在台上走一圈，做出越走越慢，越走越累的样子。小女子在他背上抓耳挠腮，非常高兴。八戒： Darling, why are you so heavy?
小女子： Do you think so? Don't you want to carry me?)八戒： Yes, I do.I do.继续艰难地走。小女子得意地在背上笑。八戒体力不支，玉兰一脚把八戒踢到！小女子倒地之后，做出摔疼了的样子在那里呻吟。八戒听到女子的呻吟，忙东张西望找小媳妇。八戒： Darling, are you OK? Darling, where are you? Why can't I see you? 女子（偷偷地笑，再装作痛苦的样子）：Honey, I am here.八戒： Darling.Why did you go up there?
小女子： That's your fault.八戒： Sorry, darling.I’m very sorry.小女子： You look so tired, and I feel sore.Let’s have a rest.八戒： Have a rest? That’s a good idea.Let’s have a rest.八戒听了高兴地坐在下面休息，小女子仔细地打量他。
小女子（撒娇地）：Honey, how can I marry you? I don’t even know where you come from.You must tell me the truth first.八戒： Alas!Don’t mention it，I was Tianpeng marshal.I could fly between the heave and the word!Only because I made a big mistake!That day , I was wandering in the heaven street!I saw a beauty!Her name is :嫦娥！（刹那回头开始回想）
嫦娥翩然而至，两人互视5秒，叫着对方名字奔跑向拥抱。走进后，八戒唱歌：你是我的玫瑰·····（嫦娥感动）再唱：你是我的情人····
两人深情对视。。音乐莫扎特 第40号交响曲 起，跳舞，突然，玉帝出现。八戒放手，嫦娥没站好摔倒，八戒：My lord!It’s not my fault!I beg you pardon!玉帝：How dare you do that!? You are hung together!嫦娥起，跑到玉帝跟前撒娇
嫦娥：Daring!He ``he tease me!He tease me!玉帝怒！：Ya!Tianpeng ,I will punish you!Turn you as a pig!A ugly pig!嫦娥：my lord!Where should we go for dinner tonight? 玉帝：what about 天骄园？ 嫦娥：（撒娇）no no!let’s go to the 紫荆园！there have air condition!玉帝： That’s Ok.My daring!
回想结束，八戒：I was punished by yudi.So I became a pig!That’s why I was so ugly!玉兰：You look too ugly to meet people.八戒： I didn’t want to come here.Nanhai Guanyin asked me to wait for Tangseng.I've been
waiting for a long time, but nobody has come.It’s lucky to meet you here.（八戒高兴地过去想拉小女子的手）
小女子（把手甩开）：You said that you were an immortal in the heaven.Why can’t you carry me? It’s impossible!
八戒： I am really the immortal.Why don’t you believe me? 小女子
Show me some gongfu then.八戒： OK, let me show you my gongfu.从石头后拿出钉钯，舞了起来。小女子暗暗点头。当八戒的钉色舞到小女子面前时，被小女子一把抓住，往石山后面一拖，八戒被拖了过去。八戒： Darling.Why are you so strong? 小女子： Pull me out if you can.八戒做出用力拖的样子，没有发现拖出来的却是悟空。悟空一松手，八戒摔倒在地。
八戒： How could you let me fall down? Don’t kid any longer.悟空大笑： You Silly!Look at me.Who am I? 八戒一看，My god!You are Mahatma!八戒转身想跑，被悟空拦住，猪八戒甩开孙悟空，双方对峙了一会儿，猪八戒poping，八戒： Can you? 悟空: yes，I can’t, so what, I will fight you.悟空一拳往八戒脸上打，八戒顿时感到一种压力和害怕。
悟空： Dare you wive yet? 八戒：
No, no.I dare not.Please forgive me, Mahatma.悟空： I bet you dare not.悟空放开，八戒转身想跑，被悟空一把抓住耳朵，疼得直叫。悟空： You silly, where are you going?
八戒： I'll never make trouble any more.Why don't you let me go? 悟空；；You silly, I'm taking you to meet the sutra-seeker.八戒： What? Has Tangseng come? 悟空： Yes.Let's go!
两人在台上走半圈，来到房前。
悟空： Master, please come out!The spirit has been defeated!
唐僧等人走了出来，老头一家还有些战战兢兢。悟空： You silly, kneel down to meet your master.八戒：Master, nice to meet you here.唐僧：My prentice, what's up?
悟空： Master, he will accompany you to the west at Guanyin's behest.唐僧：I see!Thank Guanyin!Since then, I will take you as my prentice and name you Bajie.八戒： Thank you, my master!唐僧：Let's go ahead, my prentices.八戒此时并不想走，于是…….Master, I don’t want to go, I don’t.悟空：Bajie, there is nothing to attach to.you’d better go with us.八戒此时似乎想起了什么‘ Bajie：How old are you gulu youwe.Sun:I’m twenty gulu youwe.Bajie:Do you like poping gulu youwe.Tang:I can’t poping gulu youwe.Bajie:So,I don’t want to go with you.八戒与唐僧对唱《321对不起》
唱毕，唐僧与悟空拉着八戒走，八戒深情的看着玉兰。Wulan:Seeking scripture is so hard,you should try your us on.八戒又对着玉兰的爹。Yu’s dad:You leave ,don’t back.八戒此时已无可留恋….Bajie :Master,let’s go…
傍着音乐，师徒三人离开了高老庄。
第三篇：英语-西游记英文搞笑剧本
孙悟空 Monkey(M for short)白骨精 Jenny White(J for short)唐僧 Tang Seng(T for short)黄袍怪 Yellow(Y for short)沙僧 Sha Seng(S for short)猪八戒 Pig(P for short)Act 1（J 照着镜子上台）
（这时，电话铃响了起来，J不耐烦地接过听筒，于是，一个更另她心烦的声音就在电话那头响起。）
Y: Hello!It’s me.J: I know it’s you.You call me every day，it has 400 years。Y: And today, I’ll ask the same question again.Will you marry me?(J对这位契而不舍的追求者已厌烦到了极点。)J: You wish!I get one more pimple.How bad!Y: Ah!I just call to tell you the meat of Tang Seng can make you beautiful and Tang Seng will come to our place.We can go and catch him together.J: ok ,ok,.I will have a rest.(不待Y说完，J就没好气地挂断了电话。)Y；Refuse me again.I will never give up.(说罢，好不威风的下台去了)J: How nasty he is!(她想了想，说)But Tang Seng is really good for me.（拿起一副望远镜。J便观察起T的行踪来。)J:(欢喜万分)Ah-ha，(M握着金箍棒在前面探路,打电话给T)M：Hi,master.T;monkey,where are we ? M;DaHuangZheng,JieShouShi M;Ok，we are coming.(P在前面摇摆走着，T随后，可怜S提着许多行李上台)M；master，please（指着一休息地方）
（J拿起一纸筒，把耳朵凑上去偷听T师徒四人谈话）
T: Monkey!You are great, thank you very much ,I am happy to be your teacher and......(P懒洋洋地突然打断)P: Sir!I’m so hungry.T: I’m hungry too.Monkey, go and buy some food。Don’t go to LanZhouNiurouMianGuan and LiuYiFanDian, just go to ChangQingFanDian.It is cheap。
（M点头答应，欲要离去）
T;monkey,just go to changqingfandian.M;yes sir.(欲要离去)T;monkey,wash your box.M;ok.ok(欲要离去)T;monkey,be careful M;thank you sir(欲要离去)T;monkey....(M不耐烦打断)M；you,go away(飞奔而去)
（剩余师徒三人拿出经书念起三字经，一会就睡着了。舞台另一头的J听了不禁眉开眼笑。）J: It’s a good time.（J迅速地打扮好，挎着篮子走到了T师徒的面前。P闻着香味醒了，并叫醒师傅）P: Ah, a beautiful girl.Hello!What’s in your basket? It smells nice!J: Some food for my son.《husband》-P: I’m hungry.Can I have some?
（心急的P伸手去拿篮子里的东西，J假装惊慌地护住了篮子。）T: Pig!be polite.J: You are very kind.I can give you some food.T:（双手合十）Good girl。
M: Monster!（T听到Monster一词立刻吓得晕倒在S怀中。S惊恐万分）S；master master,Pig Pig, come here M: No matter how big you are, I’ll kill you.J: How nasty you are!M: Monster!Take my stick!（M举起金箍棒就要向J的头顶击下。就在这千钧一发之际，P忽然扑上去将M拦腰抱住）P: Beauty, run!Run run.(T 逃过一劫，对各位徒弟尤其是M的拼死保护感动之至，对S说；monkey is great。情不自禁地唱起了Only You。其结果，三个土地全头痛欲裂，大吐特吐。)（终于，T唱完了）
T:(清清嗓子)Monkey, go and buy the lunch.I’m very hungry.M: Yes，master，Just stay here。（边说边画圈）。Goodbye sir.（M离开后，T等就在圈内又念起三字经，不一会打起瞌睡来，P更是鼾声震天。）（J见M走了，便又来打T的主意。她走了两步，踩到了M画的圈。）J: Ouch。
（J知道M的厉害，不敢轻举妄动。但T近在眼前，她实在不甘心放弃。她想了想，忽地计上心头，变出一盒KFC。J: Come, come Come。。
（T等仿佛着了魔似的，梦游般循着KFC的香气向圈子外走。J终于如愿地把他们引出来了。就在J的手向T伸去的时候，M赶回来了，再次将J当场抓获。）M: You again!J: You。you.How nasty you are!M: Now you cannot run!(T 刚刚清醒，看到厮杀场面，想到自己又一次有惊无险，感叹；monkey is really great。不仅又唱起了Only You。M不堪忍受此歌声，抓着J的手也放松了。J乘机溜走了。)（T唱罢，众人终于松了口气。P忽然发现M正望着J远去的方向发愣，伸手在M的眼前晃了晃，M竟然没有反应。）
P:(调侃地)Ah, you like that beautiful girl.(M 回过神来，发现自己的失态，给了P一拳。)T: Monkey, I know that woman is nice, but you can’t love her.loving girls needs time and money.you don’t have much time and much money.M: I won’t.T: That’s fine.Everybody ,are you reday?（列队齐声）：Yes sir。(音乐响起——《Nobody》)（转身跳起了nobody）
第四篇：英语搞笑短剧剧本-西游记
Beat it!人物：T:唐僧 陈鹏
M:孙悟空 陈中良
P:猪八戒 李涛
S:沙僧 魏涛 X:白骨精原型 李鹏程
X1:白骨精变成的男人
X2:白骨精变成的女人 刘佳佳
Q:女儿国王后 徐静静
T: Wow…,boys,this place looks beautiful.where we are now?Does any one of you young men know what this place is? 众徒弟们摇头，除了八戒在看书。
T: bajie, give me the map(不回头，懒洋洋的问)T:bajie? Give the map to me!（严肃的问）
T：bajie!Give the fucking……..(转过身看到八戒在看书)T:(很吃惊)hey！bajie，you are making youself a new man.what kind of book are you reading? Is it 《jingangjing》 or 《dabeizhou》? 八戒依旧看书，不理睬。
T:(凑过去)let me have a look at it!八戒才注意，赶忙藏书。但为时已晚，T一把抢过。发现是封面女郎很惹火，眼神立刻变得温柔，接过书开始看
T：yao….xi…..(流口水，八戒看到，拿出卫生纸给唐僧擦，唐僧回过神来)T:（转身训斥八戒）how many times I have told you!You are not supposed to read this kind of book!I will keep it for you until the trip is end…..(唐僧将画册掖到衣服里)P:But..um,why boss,why you always said we can never touch girls?I just do not understand…
T:（sigh），how many times I have to tell you ,That is because…(唐僧摆出一个酷酷的动作，一边跳舞，一边开始唱歌，Jackson的dangeous)……… P:I know
T:Monkey,I am hungry.Go and get me some food….Shaseng,you go feed the horse.(声音放低)and I think it is the time for me to call my little honey pony(甜蜜的，一边掏出手机，回头看到八戒在身边)hey！pig, get out of here!give me some private space!唐僧开始给Q打电话
T:hi..how you’re doing(不解释….)Q:I am fine,but I miss you.Since you left,I can not stoping recalling the days we are together..but you do not even give me a call T:oh darling….i am sorry.these boys are so gaush,it is not convenient to phone you.But you know I love you…oh…they are back!Fuck u boys,can you give me a moment of peace…
M:who you are phoning,boss? T:er(支支吾吾的)I was just having a chat with Budda.where is my food? M:here!I found some delicious bananas!T:bananas again?!How many times I have told you!i am a monk, not a monkey!I want meat, meat(加重语气)！don’t you understand? The next time,you still brings me nothing but bananas, I think we can do nothing but eat your buddy pig(眼睛瞄向八戒，流口水)（T拿起手机）
T:I will call you later，honey，I miss you Q:me too,I will be on the phone,bye…
唐僧拿着香蕉，从衣服里掏出画册，做到一边边吃边看，边擦嘴…..白骨精上场
X;Hahahaaa…I heard that any monster eating master tang will get a infinite life.how lucky am I,they are in my area.Wow,I get to come up with a plan.Ehn…..get it!i can pretend to be a poor man,so they will trust me.haha……change change…… 转了几圈，变成了一个男人。X1:I look great!蹒跚的走过去
X1:hello,master..i have not have food for days….can you give me some? T(瞄一眼，继续吃、看)what? i myself is starving now.out of here, you bastard!Pig,beat him,get him out of here.M正好回来 将它打死.T：er…..悟空，I told you to get him out of here,not beat him to death…..Next time don’t do this kind of thing(摇头但继续吃，看书)M: whatever, all right(懒得解释)（悟空看到美女画册，急忙凑上去看，师傅把画册上下左右移动，悟空随之移动，师傅发现了，开始说：）Ah, wukong ,you want to have a look at it,aren’t you ,If you want to just tell me, I will give it to you, if you don’t tell me how can I know that you want to have a look at it, even if you think in your heart that you want to have a look at it, if you don’t tell me, I still do not know that you want to have a look at it…….(悟空早已痛苦不堪，逃离此地)T：wukong！come back！（唐僧摇摇头,继续看书)
X:（看到画册）ah…..I got a idea!变成了一个女的 说话一定要嗲
X2:（曼妙的走过来，碰一下唐僧，唐僧不转头：leave me alone.x2有碰一下，唐僧依然不转头：I said leave me alone.这时，x2开口说话）
X2:hi….Mr handsome!T:（转头）wow…hi beauty!（扔掉画册，背景音乐响起，only you，神情对视，过会儿）come here,do you want some food？take some bananes。i am tang seng,you can call me Tanny X:hi Tanny…you look great,maybe we can have some time together alone T:yeah,you are right, what are we waiting for?!Let us go!(半路碰到悟空，悟空火眼金睛看出是妖怪)M:Monster！look at how I beat you….（唐僧赶忙拦住）
T:what you are doing,you bastard monkey!this beautiful lady is my guest, M:boss,it is a monster,he change himself into a charming girl so as to attact you.he will eat you T:bullshit!you must be fed up with this trip to west…..（悟空执意要打，唐僧苦劝不听）T：I think you little monkey need some punishment(摆姿势，要念咒语)M：（赶忙说）oh,no, master,not that spell.Q:(sigh)it is so late!(念咒，喜洋洋美羊羊灰太狼红太郎，别看我只是一只羊……悟空落荒而走)T安慰x2之后，继续走，一段路之后：
X2:hahaha…..look at who I am（变回原样，唐僧大喊救命）.X2：i will eat you….Q及时赶来，从悟空那里得知了情况 Q:monster!...stop！he is my man....（转向T）you get attracted by this ugly monster,are you gay?（不可思议的）T：no, I am not！(有口莫辩)Q（面向x）：who are you? X:I am baigujing….and you？
Q:doesn’t matter.i will finish you（举起魔杖，要说阿瓦达索命，突然停住）Oh…but you look familiar….you are xiaobai? X:you are小小？ it must been hundreds of years since the last time I met you,where have you been these years.Q:why do not contact me? X:I do not know your number…..this is your man?!Q:how could it be possible(走过来，把唐僧拨拉到一旁)..i miss you，小白 X：I miss you too……（背景音乐响起，《红豆》）X：how about a cup of tea in my house? Q: that would be perfect, let us go….音乐停，场上只有唐僧，犹豫的望着天空，音乐换成《可惜不是你》 一会儿，悟空和八戒上场，安慰唐僧，重新上路《敢问路在何方》…..全剧终
第五篇：英语搞笑短剧剧本-西游记
Once there was true love for me, but I did not treasure it.Now it’s too late to regret.Nothing in the world can be more painful than that.If only time could go back, if only God could give me one more chance, I would say to the girl: “I love you.” If you dare ask me how long my love will last, my answer will be at least 10,000 years.Beat it!人物：T:唐僧 吕欢 M:孙悟空 徐彩凤 P:猪八戒 艾翘 S:沙僧 李岩艳
X:白骨精原型 乌凡迪 X1:白骨精变成的男人 张伊僮 X2:白骨精变成的女人 王彧 Q:女儿国王后 孙栾营
T: Wow„,boys,this place looks beautiful.where we are now?Does any one of you young men know what this place is? 众徒弟们摇头，除了八戒在看书。
T: bajie, give me the map(不回头，懒洋洋的问)T:bajie? Give the map to me!（严肃的问）
T：bajie!Give the fucking„„..(转过身看到八戒在看书)T:(很吃惊)hey！bajie，you are making youself a new man.what kind of book are you reading? Is it 《jingangjing》 or 《dabeizhou》? 八戒依旧看书，不理睬。T:(凑过去)let me have a look at it!八戒才注意，赶忙藏书。但为时已晚，T一把抢过。发现是封面女郎很惹火，眼神立刻变得温柔，接过书开始看
T：yao„.xi„..(流口水，八戒看到，拿出卫生纸给唐僧擦，唐僧回过神来)T:（转身训斥八戒）how many times I have told you!You are not supposed to read this kind of book!I will keep it for you until the trip is end„..(唐僧将画册掖到衣服里)P:But..um,why boss,why you always said we can never touch girls?I just do not understand„
T:（sigh），how many times I have to tell you ,That is because„(唐僧摆出一个酷酷的动作，一边跳舞，一边开始唱歌，Jackson的dangeous)P:I know T:Monkey,I am hungry.Go and get me some food„.Shaseng,you go feed the horse.(声音放低)and I think it is the time for me to call my little honey pony(甜蜜的，一边掏出手机，回头看到八戒在身边)hey！pig, get out of here!give me some private space!唐僧开始给Q打电话（背景音乐《做你的男人》）T:hi..how you’re doing(不解释„.)Q:I am fine,but I miss you.Since you left,I can not stoping recalling the days we are together..but you do not even give me a call T:oh darling„.i am sorry.these boys are so gaush,it is not convenient to phone you.But you know I love you„oh„they are back!Fuck u boys,can you give me a moment of peace„ M:who you are phoning,boss? T:er(支支吾吾的)I was just having a chat with Budda.where is my food? M:here!I found some delicious bananas!T:bananas again?!How many times I have told you!i am a monk, not a monkey!I want meat, meat(加重语气)！don’t you understand? The next time,you still brings me nothing but bananas, I think we can do nothing but eat your buddy pig(眼睛瞄向八戒，流口水)（T拿起手机）
T:I will call you later，honey，I miss you Q:me too,I will be on the phone,bye„
T：Monkey,I am hungry.Go and get me another food„.not bananas S: But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away„..T: Em„„.It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea? M: No problem!(安装)（X已躲在一旁偷看）P: This is„..? M: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from boss’s books.So I made this.No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em„„Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific!Emitofo, knowledge is power!M: Bye!(走)T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》 白骨精上场
X: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.Hahahaaa„I heard that any monster eating master tang will get a infinite life.how lucky am I,they are in my area.En?Electric net?You are too childish.I get to come up with a plan.Ehn„..get it!i can pretend to be a man,so they will trust me.haha„„change change„„
转了几圈，变成了一个男人。（背景音乐《天竺少女》）X1:I look great!X1:(接近三人，望着)Hey,guys!Can I join you? S: I’m sorry,sir.We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough.X1: All right I'll watch you then.(在一旁观看)Oh,Chance!Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出)X1: Double King!T: Oh„.I win!Em„„,Sir,you are a boss-hand.(背景音乐《斗地主》）Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)M:(回来，看见X1)Dai!You ugly monster!(上前就打)（背景音乐《打斗》
T：er„..悟空，I told you to get him out of here,not beat him to death„..Next time don’t do this kind of thing(拿出美女画册，继续看）M: whatever, all right(懒得解释)（悟空看到美女画册，急忙凑上去看，师傅把画册上下左右移动，悟空随之移动，师傅发现了，开始说：）
Ah, wukong ,you want to have a look at it,aren’t you ,If you want to just tell me, I will give it to you, if you don’t tell me how can I know that you want to have a look at it, even if you think in your heart that you want to have a look at it, if you don’t tell me, I still do not know that you want to have a look at it„„.(悟空早已痛苦不堪，逃离此地)T：wukong！come back！（唐僧摇摇头,继续看书)X:（看到画册）ah„..I got a idea!White-Skeleton Demon find out that master tang likes beautiful women very much,so she decided to change herself to a beautiful girl and deceive master tang to go with her.变成了一个女的（背景音乐《天竺少女》）说话一定要嗲
X2:（曼妙的走过来，碰一下唐僧，唐僧不转头：leave me alone.x2有碰一下，唐僧依然不转头：I said leave me alone.这时，x2开口说话）
X2:hi„.Mr handsome!T:（转头）wow„hi beauty!（扔掉画册，背景音乐响起，only you，神情对视，过会儿）come here,do you want some food？take some bananes。i am tang seng,you can call me Tanny X:hi Tanny„you look great,maybe we can have some time together alone T:yeah,you are right, what are we waiting for?!Let us go!(半路碰到悟空，悟空火眼金睛看出是妖怪)M:Monster！look at how I beat you„.（唐僧赶忙拦住）
T:what you are doing,you bastard monkey!this beautiful lady is my guest, M:boss,it is a monster,he change himself into a charming girl so as to attact you.he will eat you T:bullshit!you must be fed up with this trip to west„..（悟空执意要打，唐僧苦劝不听）
T：I think you little monkey need some punishment(摆姿势，要念咒语)M：（赶忙说）oh,no, master,not that spell.T:(念咒，好了得，悟空落荒而走)T安慰x2之后，继续走，一段路之后：
X2:hahaha„..look at who I am（变回原样，唐僧大喊救命）.X2：i will eat you„.Q及时赶来，从悟空那里得知了情况
Q:monster!...stop！he is my man....（转向T)T：no, I am not！(有口莫辩)Q（面向x）：who are you? X:I am baigujing„.and you？
Q:doesn’t matter.i will finish you（举起魔杖，要说阿瓦达索命，突然停住）Oh„but you look familiar„.you are xiaobai? X:you are小小？ it must been hundreds of years since the last time I met you,where have you been these years.Q:why do not contact me? X:I do not know your number„..this is your man?!Q:how could it be possible(走过来，把唐僧拨拉到一旁)..i miss you，小白
X：I miss you too„„（背景音乐响起，《找朋友》）X：how about a cup of tea in my house? Q: that would be perfect, let us go„.音乐停，场上只有唐僧，犹豫的望着天空，音乐换成《一生所爱》 一会儿，悟空和八戒上场，安慰唐僧（背景音乐响起，《算什么男人》），重新上路《敢问路在何方》„..全剧终
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